Jasminne // 21 // Long Island

Honey mustard enthusiast and other weird titles to my name.

Also possibly known as Flipper or Bacon Steezburger.

I really like State Champs, In Her Own Words, Worthwhile, Heart To Heart and Pentimento.
And a lot of other bands.

I also like Rooster Teeth and
Achievement Hunter

 

sexyhmu:

slimmeroo:

10000bears:

he’s ready

I will never get over this picture
every time I see this picture I scrunch up my face and make such noises
look at him
he is so ready for bath time
and you just know he’s gonna hop right into that puddle and ruffle up his feathers and mess around under that faucet and maybe even make some cute noises, idk what kinds of noises this particular bird makes
but wow isn’t this just the best picture ever

calm down

sexyhmu:

slimmeroo:

10000bears:

he’s ready

I will never get over this picture

every time I see this picture I scrunch up my face and make such noises

look at him

he is so ready for bath time

and you just know he’s gonna hop right into that puddle and ruffle up his feathers and mess around under that faucet and maybe even make some cute noises, idk what kinds of noises this particular bird makes

but wow isn’t this just the best picture ever

calm down

(Source: fat-birds)

unclefather:

bunnyfood:

Chickens need hugs too.

Fuck chickens because one time i watched a chicken eat a hard boiled egg with the shell on it and that’s cannibalism 

(Source: hannahbowl)

tinymovingfarts:

tinymovingfarts:

so this just happened.

i started this denny’s/brand new craze a year ago today. it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever done on the internet

tinymovingfarts:

tinymovingfarts:

so this just happened.

i started this denny’s/brand new craze a year ago today. it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever done on the internet

(Source: flashfloodofcolour)